Showing posts with label self-help. Show all posts
Showing posts with label self-help. Show all posts

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Maree


(add your comments) to Maree’s rant about what to do when you’re really mad…

Maree:
What to do when someone yells at you and you didn’t do anything!….

“key” your leg so no one sees
punch yourself in the stomach
get drunk smoke dope forget
eat a bowl of Phish food with whipped cream
eat another bowl of Phish food with whipped cream
yell really loud in your car
yell back!
tear a notebook in half
run around the block
run up and down the stairs over and over
count to one thousand
look at your hurt face in the mirror
swear a blue streak, whatever that means
go to your room and chain-smoke
get some fresh air
dig your toes in dirt
take a nap
cry cower run
          away